Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Why you ask? For the six of you who actually read my blog - you already know everything there is to know about me! Don't you???
And if you don't already know it (because I am truly an open book), you probably don't want to know it... really. I'm serious.
In fact, several of you already know the things I would never want people to know in the first place.
Can you tell I've been thinking about this for a while??? Here goes nothin' - turn back now:
1- I played the trombone for six years. And I was good at it. I still have it, and the kids beg me to play it. I only remember one fight song from high school and Stretch is really sick of it.
2 - I love organization! I suck at it, but I still love it!
3 - I have an extreme disgust for boogers. I'll pick them out of my kids nose, heck I'll pick them out of YOUR KIDS noses. I just hate them. I've been known to use a Q-Tip to get them out. Gross, I know.
4 - I don't get nervous in a crowd of ladies, but ask me to do my "schtick" in front of my husband and forget it! I truly can't do it! Stretch has never heard my schtick before - and I don't intend to start now!
5 - I live in a house that is terribly wired... let me explain. If I want to microwave something and run my toaster at the same time - I can't. If I want to run an A/C unit upstairs in my daughters room and cook something in the oven - I can't. If I want to blow dry my hair and run a load of laundry - I can't. Gotta run the dishwasher? up, better make sure you don't have the coffee maker on. It's a major pain. I waste alot of time running to turn off one appliance just so that I can run the other. I already hate laundry, so then add in that I've got to run up and down two flights of steps to turn off an air conditioner, and you can imagine I let it pile up for a long time.
6 - I eat Lawry's Season Salt by the handful. I love that stuff.
7 - I have really stinky feet. I wash them several times a day... but they are still stinky.
8- When I write something down while I'm on the phone, I'll print it. But then as the conversation continues, I loop the letters together to make it look like cursive. You know what's really funny about that? I didn't even realize I did it - Stretch told me about this crazy quirk.
OK, so there you go! Weird, I know.